May 2013
unicornsandrainbowmoustaches:
hazwards:
do you ever get bored on the internet so you go on the internet
my entire life
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
tyleroakley:
australiansanta:
thesociallyawkwardasian:
queerlava:
thesociallyawkwardasian:
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why
Watchfuckyeahblackcelebrities:
smokewithmirrors:
i needed this on my blog
lmfao omfg
he is my hero.
zubat:
I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
doncasturbate:
If Niall doesn’t leave gold coins on the pillows of the girls he’s fucked then what’s the point of being Irish
im gonna be so hot next year and everyones gonna be like why did we ignore her last year and ill have to make a chart so i can spend equal time with all my boyfriends
When a gif doesn't move.
lolsofunny:
fuckyeahlaughters:
It would be more hilarious if that gif DIDNT move
(lol here!)
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Taylor Swift was on New Girl. WHY DOES SHE RUIN EVERYTHING I LOVE.
osamah:
tyler the creator is one of my all time favorite human beings
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collapseintoflight:
do you ever catch a glimpse of a reflection of yourself in your laptop screen when it’s really dark and you have a really bad double chin so you just cover it and pretend it’s not there
i really thought i was the only one.
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society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:
society:
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
woman:
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
zarry:
people who act like theyre too good for mainstream pop
teaandtardis:
ipaintyouwings:
drunktrophywife:
ankogos:
drunktrophywife:
being a girl is really fucking expensive
Because men have more muscle mass, they burn about 20 percent more calories doing nothing, even at the same height, and men are on average 5 inches taller than women, which further widens the calorie burning gap. So men have to eat more.
this was about makeup
pads and...
assiest:
sex-doesnt-alarm-me:
assiest:
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
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i could listen to this ALL DAY EVERY DAY OF MY...
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“It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it...”
– Libba Bray, The Sweet Far Thing (via ugh)
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– N’tima (via kevinidentity)
You’re my best friend. I WILL marry you. I know it.
(via lostinmy-daydr3ams) 